Stories
“Dutty Foot” Gyal At The Store
Dear MUB,
I visited a Hardware store today to purchase some materials. It is always pleasant going there, especially the cashiers', wonderful ladies. I remember going there a while back and seeing this young girl dragging herself into the store looking very untidy.
Imagine going into the store today and seeing the same untidy girl nothing changed with her demeanor. MUB I was filled with disgust. Her uniform seam buss up, and she had on some white flip flops that were very dutty and leaning on one side cause she walked so bad.
MUB she foot and them black and dutty like...
“My Old ‘Freak Friend’ Is Now Close To My Husband.”
Dear M U B,
Life has a way of letting your past come around and haunt you. It's not that I did something wrong because at the time I considered myself weighing my options, but it has become a troublesome situation for me.
I've been married for ten years, and for the most part, it's been a good marriage. My husband and I have built a life together, supported each other through ups and downs, and have a beautiful family. However, there's something I've kept hidden all these years, and now it's eating me up inside.
Before I met my husband, I...
“Sick” Boyfriend Left The House
Dear MUB,
You how man bad nf. I realized a pattern with my man so I told myself the next time he tells me he sick, I'm going to make the neighbor watch his movements.
This morning I left him home because he claimed that he might be catching the flu. MUB, I felt his neck and his neck cold nf but I well telling him how he hot and he needs to go see the doctor.
As usual, he messaged me and say he going to sleep so if I call and I don't get him, is because he's sleeping. I...
“Tek The Banana Out Of My Hole & Eat It Now”
Dear MUB,
This was the first time in my life I ever had to run from a woman. I don't know if to consider her a freak or she is just fucking nasty but I am definitely not the man for her. If you see the young lady. She looks so innocent, you would never believe she was into that kind of freaky shit.
On Monday I was bored so I decided to message random chicks on Facebook. The last time I had sex was last year May so in a way I was looking for someone to fuck but mostly...
“Tell Your Man Stay Out My Hole”
Dear MUB,
This gyal wants to start something with me because her man can't seem to leave me alone. Since 2018 her man has been sending me messages like, Hi beautiful, I want to get to know you, I want to make you my queen, etc. He looks ok but I was in a relationship so I never replied to him until last month because I broke up with my boyfriend who I found out had a daughter who is now 3 years old while we were together.
I was bored the night so I replied to his message and I...
“The Pickney Eight Years Old Now and He Na Hab One...
Dear M U B,
Right now I sitting here staring at a piece of paper that feel like it blow my whole life apart, and the craziest thing is I still not even sure if I believe it.
My son is eight years old. From the day he was born I been there. First cry, first step, first day of school, everything. I cut the umbilical cord myself. I was the one walking up and down the hospital hallway that night nervous as hell while my woman was in labor. Her mother was the one in the room with her because...





