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When It Goes In A Certain lenght, I Fart

Dear MUB, I'm too ashamed to talk to anyone about this so I'm coming to your platform to see if this has happened to anyone else. Recently, I've been having a problem where every time I'm having sex and the...

Why I Keep Attracting These Men?

Dear MUB, This is the second time for the year a man is lying to me about being in a relationship.  I don't know why it is so hard for men to be honest. If you know you're in a...

The Pictures He Sent Me Wasn’t His 🍆

Dear MUB, With all the bud picture Mongooes was posting on his staus, it reminded me of a time I asked a guy I was talking to to send me a picture of his dick. MUB, if is one thing about...

She Had Me Watering Another Man Seed

Dear MUB, Listen to this and tell me what you think. I'm in the WhatsApp group so I'll be looking forward to the comment and I will give an update if need be. A guy I used to go school with,...

He Was Sucking The Mango Like It Was A 🍆

Dear MUB, After I heard about that story on Mongoose status, I remembered a similar experience I had with this guy I never would have suspected fuck man or make man fuck him. I've been dealing with him for about 4...

He Too Bruk For Me Now

Dear MUB, I want to know why my family wants to jump down my throat because I don't want to be with this bruk pocket man anymore. MUB, tell me what the fuck 8 years have to do with anything. He...

After We Had Sex He Told Me To Delete His Number

Dear MUB, I had a very weird experience with this guy that I want to share. I've been single for over 4 years so I don't know if this is normal for men or if there was something that I...

He Wants To Take Me Out But He Has A Woman

Dear MUB, I was suppose to send this to you since yesterday but I forgot. I need some advice. I've been dealing with this guy for a little over a month. Yesterday, he admitted that he is in a relationship...

I Can’t Stand My Neighbors

Dear MUB, When I tell my co-workers that my neighbor is a set of wild animals that belongs in the jungle they used to laugh until I tell them the stories. MUB, my neighbor is downright nasty and inconsiderate. The first...

Man Kick Down Fluffy For Trespassing

Dear MUB, This big fucking porky lip gyal just would not leave me the fuck alone. Before I have to put her on blast or send in she mack truck looking pussy to mongoose, I am coming here to warn...