Dear MUB,
Out of the blue, my girlfriend came and showed me this meme about trust that had to do with going through each other’s phones. Right after she showed me the meme, she asked me to see my phone. This was the first time she was actually touching my phone, but I don’t have anything to hide so I took it out of my pocket, and gave it to her right away.
At the time, I was watching Squid games so
Good job but you should have dumped the phone in a bucket of water and then buy her a new one
Lmfao