Dear MUB,

Last night felt like I was in a dream or something. Is either this man is crazy or he is super weird. None of the things he did was necessary because I had already made up my mind to fuck him but he turned me off.

I don’t know if he was nervous or some kind of spirit took over him because we have been talking for over 2 weeks, we went out a few times, and it’s like he was a completely different person last night.

What happened was, we went for a drive and we pulled up by a beach. We did already planned to go into the water. The water was cold as fuck so I pulled his hands around me. MUB, I’m waiting to feel that dick press against my back, but instead, I feel this man breathing heavy in my ear. It sounded like a just born animal trying to catch it breath. I had to move away from him.

The next weird thing he did was pretend that a jellyfish stung him on his dick and telling me to suck it so it would stop hurting. That was a major fucking turn off.  I realize he was weird as shit so I told him to take me back home. MUB, the man run in the bush, saying he see something. I looked back and didn’t see anything. This man shouting my name telling me to come in the bush.

Thank God there was a guy holding a medz on the other side. I ran go over by his car and explain to him what happen. I told him I would give him $50 to take me home but he did it for free. All he wanted was my number.

I sent the creep a long message letting him know to stay the fuck away from me. MUB, that was the weirdest experience I ever had.