Dear MUB,

Me bex nf right now. Imagine me call in sick to go tek some dick. First fucking time and me so disappointed that me a go home, waah ma kin and me on ma way back to work.

I had to tell the fucking man to come off of me because he put on some love song and doing some kind of slow moment and just turn me the fuck off … Plus the man na have no size to do any kind of damage.

A big waste of fucking time.